Description
I Like Big Figs and I Cannot Lie T-Shirt
Some people like small figs.
Those people are wrong.
The I Like Big Figs and I Cannot Lie tee is for gardeners who appreciate a properly ripened fig with enough gravitational pull to bend a branch and make the neighbors uncomfortable.
Featuring Figgy Smalls in all his purple, sunglass-wearing glory, this shirt proudly announces what everyone at the fig meetup was already thinking:
Size matters.
Fruit size.
Obviously.
What did you think we meant?
The front keeps things respectable with the classic Fig Around Find Out logo on the left chest.
Then you turn around.
And there it is.
I LIKE BIG FIGS AND I CANNOT LIE.
Subtlety has left the nursery.
Perfect for fig growers, collectors, backyard orchard addicts, professional enablers, and anyone who’s ever looked at an absurdly large fig and whispered:
“Ohhhh yeah. That’s the one.”
Wear it while pruning.
Wear it while harvesting.
Wear it to the nursery while promising yourself you’re just looking.
Wear it to Thanksgiving and refuse to explain it to Grandma.
We don’t make the rules.
We just grow suspiciously large fruit.
WARNING:
May cause strangers to:
- Ask about your figs.
- Show you pictures of their figs.
- Tell you how big their figs got last summer.
- Offer you cuttings in parking lots.
- Become your friend solely because you have Pakistan Black.
Honestly, that’s how this community works.
Premium shirt. Questionable humor. Big fig energy.
Figgy’s Final Word:
“I said what I said.”
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. We can’t compliment this shirt enough, it’s one of our crowd favorites, and it’s sure to be your next favorite too!
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
