Description
Show Me Your Cuttings T-Shirt
Easy there.
Fig cuttings.
We’re talking about fig cuttings.
The Show Me Your Cuttings tee is for the kind of person who can’t walk past another fig grower without immediately asking what varieties they have, what they’re rooting, and whether they’d be interested in making a highly questionable parking-lot trade.
Featuring Figgy Smalls proudly clutching enough dormant wood to get himself added to a watchlist at the local nursery, this shirt perfectly captures the sophisticated and completely normal hobby of collecting sticks and obsessively waiting for them to grow roots.
Wear it to the nursery.
Wear it to a fig swap.
Wear it while rooting cuttings in your basement like some kind of underground horticultural operation.
Just be prepared for strangers to approach you and say:
“Wanna see mine?”
And congratulations.
Now you have twelve more varieties.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
- Unsolicited cutting pictures
- Suspicious packages arriving in the mail
- Increased use of the phrase “good node spacing”
- Meeting strangers in parking lots to exchange sticks
- Explaining that $75 was actually a very reasonable price for that piece of wood
- Accidentally becoming known as “the fig person”
The front keeps things respectable with the Fig Around Find Out logo.
The back absolutely does not.
Premium shirt. Questionable implications. Completely legitimate horticulture.
Figgy’s Final Word:
“Go ahead. Whip out your cuttings.”
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. We can’t compliment this shirt enough, it’s one of our crowd favorites, and it’s sure to be your next favorite too!
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
