Description
NICE FIGS. CAN I TOUCH ’EM? T-Shirt
Look, we’re all thinking it.
You’re walking through the orchard. The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. And there they are – two absolutely magnificent figs just hanging out in the open like nobody’s going to say anything.
So you do the polite thing.
“Nice figs. Can I touch ’em?”
This shirt is for fig growers who appreciate perfectly mature fruit, questionable horticultural boundaries, and jokes that require just enough plausible deniability to wear to the farmers market.
Featuring Figgy Smalls looking entirely too confident about the situation, this beauty lets everyone know you’re serious about figs.
Personal space?
Still under review.
Wear it while checking your trees.
Wear it to the nursery.
Wear it to the fig swap and maintain aggressive eye contact while someone shows you their Pakistan Black.
Just remember:
Always ask before touching someone else’s figs.
Consent is important.
So is checking for ripeness.
Shirt Features
- Small Fig Around Find Out logo on the front
- Full “NICE FIGS. CAN I TOUCH ’EM?” Figgy Smalls artwork on the back
- Scientifically proven to increase conversations about figs*
- May result in strangers showing you pictures of their trees
- Perfect attire for orchards, fig swaps, nurseries, farmers markets, and making your spouse reconsider attending gardening events with you
Figgy’s Final Word:
“Soft neck. Slight droop. Then you may proceed.”
*Science department currently consists of Figgy and a folding table.
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. We can’t compliment this shirt enough, it’s one of our crowd favorites, and it’s sure to be your next favorite too!
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
