Description
ROOTING HARD OR HARDLY ROOTING? T-Shirt
Some people have hobbies. You have 47 sticks in cups scattered around the house and strong opinions about humidity.
Meet the official uniform of people who check for roots six times a day despite knowing damn well nothing has changed since breakfast.
Featuring Figgy Smalls casually flexing a rooted cutting like he personally invented propagation, the ROOTING HARD OR HARDLY ROOTING? tee celebrates that magical stage of fig addiction where perfectly rational adults begin staring through clear plastic cups whispering, “C’mon, you little bastard. Do something.”
Printed in classic Fig Around Find Out purple, olive, and cream, this shirt comes with absolutely no guarantee your cuttings will root—but it will make you look significantly more qualified while obsessively inspecting them. The design stays true to FAFO’s vintage, sticker-style, handcrafted aesthetic and its core philosophy: serious growing knowledge wrapped in questionable humor.
Perfect for: propagation addicts, fig collectors, backyard orchard degenerates, people who own more rooting hormone than shampoo, and anyone who has ever pulled a cutting out of the medium just to check and immediately regretted it.
Figgy’s Final Word:
Stop checking the roots.
…
Okay, check one more time.
The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. We can’t compliment this shirt enough, it’s one of our crowd favorites, and it’s sure to be your next favorite too!
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
